Partyscope: The Dodgers

Sometimes out-and-about A-listers don’t want their picture taken. Here’s how they ruin a photo

Leo Dicaprio: “The Scorsese”

JohnHe uses Marty’s signature back-of-the-head shot in real life.


Diane Keaton: “The Scooter”

GarfunkelIf there is a back door to the joint, she will find it and skirt the snappers.


Jason Statham: “The Stink eye”

SandAt soirees he scowls to keep photographers at bay. It works.


Kristen Stewart “The Sullen Teen”

McCartneyEyes cast downward, she’s more Gloomy Gus than bloodless vampire.


Pierce Brosnan: “The Catalog Model”

SladeHis Remington Steele-era poses are worthy of a shopping mall fashion show.


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