Jimmy Kimmel “Debuts” Line of Horse Pants

The L.A. comic’s latest idea is exactly what it sounds like

“Years ago I took my family to a petting zoo and I was disturbed by what I saw, and more importantly, what my family saw. Every animal there was naked.” That’s how Jimmy Kimmel begins his pitch to the investors of Shark Tank for Horse Pants in a segment that aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Along with Guillermo Rodriguez, Kimmel then brought out an equine model in skinny “Dockers-style khakis.” Yes, horse clothing is a thing, and we give the guys points for the snug fit and on-trend cutout design (for a tail) but would have to pass on investing ourselves. As magnificent as the animals are, “horsey” is never a good look.