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Knockoff Louis Vuitton condoms
Most Wallet Blowing
One Tantric Pleasures 12-pack ($197,505.91 via Amazon)
Most Grammy Worthy
Daft Punk-designed “Get Lucky” condoms
Most Au Naturel
Sheep intestine
Most Delicious/Gross
Bacon-flavored condoms by J&D’s
Most Jelly Belly
Condom Country’s 72-flavor sampler
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MyFace custom condoms
Most Uncomfortable Sounding
Origami condoms
Most Likely in Need of an Intervention
McCondom’s whiskey-flavored condoms
Most Likely to Develop Superhuman Intelligence
Trojan’s vibrating condom rings with variable speed settings
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Trojan’s “Fire & Ice” condoms
