Illustration by Mark Matcho
Do you know where that tongue has been?
30% of readers let their animals lick their faces
21% let them lick their faces, their feet, their plates, and their water glasses
25% don’t let them lick anything
Container Store, are you listening?
Most Angelenos keep their pet’s ashes on a bookshelf
It may not have been the patchouli:
13% of readers have ended a relationship because of a pet
Does this come in XXXXXS?
58%Nearly 4 out of 10 Angelenos own clothes for their pet
Now you know why she’s been looking at you like that:
8% of readers have hired pet psychics
Readers’ cats have broken…
A vase: 28%
A computer: 3%
Their heart: 9%
Performance anxiety? Not here!
More than 50% of Angelenos let their animals stay in the bedroom while makin’ whoopee
Maybe they’re biased:
38% of respondents said their pet was better-looking than their friends’ pets
6% said their pet was better-looking than their friends
He also knows how to work TiVo:
4% of respondents think their pet is smarter than their mother, their mate, and them. The boss, however, is faring poorly: 1 in 6 think their dog is a genius in comparison