Lunch: Assume the Position

The Meter Maid
Bring quarters—when knife and fork are a must, any surface becomes a table. 

The Picnic Lap
Curbs double as seats, but note: The five-second rule doesn’t apply to the gutter. 

The Lean-To
A deep bend at the hips will keep pork belly drippings off your boots.

Illustrations by Edwin Fotheringham