Driving While Distracted: Spotting L.A.’s Mouthiest Vanity Plates

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Personalized license plates often get a bad wrap in Los Angeles; maybe that’s why they’re nicknamed vanity plates. But these amusing distractions do more than identify tacky realtors and aging billboard starlets like Angelyne. What many don’t know is that the $49 the California DMV makes from a bare-bones custom plate go to the Coastal Commission and other environmental causes (more specific backgrounds, like those recognizing pets, children, veterans, firefighters, and Lake Tahoe, can cost double that and support those specific groups) . We can’t say for certain that Mother Earth was the tantamount concern with these drivers we spotted cruising Los Angeles, but we like them anyway.

beetle

Spotted: Potentially Cursed Beetle
Where: Santa Monica
Whatever you do, don’t read this license plate out loud three times. Michael Keaton might appear in your passenger seat wearing Robin Thicke-inspired trousers. Although, when stuck in traffic on Route 1, it can be tempting to call upon evil spirits for entertainment.

 

toothsmart

Spotted: Punny Mazda
Where: South L.A.
Looks like this USC grad either knows a lot about dentistry or has some very intelligent molars—get it? “Tooth Smart.” We applaud the use of numbers to fit a pun with so many possible meanings in only seven characters.

lakersnumberone

Spotted: Lakers #1 Fan
Where: West Hollywood
We thought we spotted the ultimate Lakers fan last week, but oh how wrong we were. The Lakers numero uno fan has been out there driving this maroon Kia—understated, but dedicated. This car found a sweet parking spot only a few blocks from Runyon Canyon during the pre-brunch Sunday rush. Here’s hoping the Lakers will be so lucky this season.

hatemyx

Spotted: Sassy Black BMW
Where: The Valley
This photo submission comes from a reader who says she sees this car every day in the parking lot of her office building. She guesses it belongs to the divorce attorney on the third floor! We wonder if vanity plates come with the alimony.

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