World's Smallest Knife


OK, there’s such an easy joke here I was tempted to skip it.

But I wont!

Ahem…(microphone tap)…testing…

ME: Boy, those West Hollywood folks are so thin!

YOU: How thin are they?!

ME: They’re so thin, even their KNIVES are anorexic.


Alright, that was better in my head. But seriously, check out these knives in use at the new Apple Restaurant and Lounge. The picture doesn’t even capture it. These are the width of a string bean from blade to stem. I’m just sayin…