VIDEO: “Whole Foods Parking Lot” Dudes Drop Mixology Rap


From the people who brought you the “Whole Foods Parking Lot” rap video comes this oh-snap-worthy spoof of modern mixology. While the subject matter applies nationwide, rappers Fog and Smog are local boys and shot the video at La Descarga. If you get half the jokes here you may also recognize the faces of some of our favorite barmen including Daniel Delson and Dave Fernie of the Writers Room and Pour Vous, respectively. (Both spots just so happen to feature prominently in our Best New Bars issue, out now!)

Our favorite part? When Fernie uses his tasting straw to sample the drink he just spent 20 minutes mixing, decides it’s unacceptable, and dumps it out. Bam.

Pretty much…