This Restaurant is Selling Unicorn Melts for $1, Forcing Us All to Make Some Tough Decisions

You must be one of the first 100 people in line to get one

April is a very, very important month: National Grilled Cheese Month. To celebrate, Chomp Eatery and Juice Station (1612 Santa Monica Blvd.) is selling $1 unicorn melts to its first 100 costumers on Wednesday, April 12.  These sandwiches are not without controversy, and whether you come down in favor of them or against says everything there is to say about you as a person. Chomp opens at 9 a.m., so if you take your rainbow cheeses seriously, you’re going to want to line up early.

These are crazy times.