In our November issue our resident Intolerable Foodie, Joel Stein, espouses the virtues of having his organic, fair trade, single-origin, artisanal, small-batch groceries delivered to him. Here, Stein shares his actual, and impressively intolerable online grocery list from both Good Eggs (also profiled in our November Food Lovers Guide) and Amazon Fresh. Grass-fed garlic cheddar sausage? Half a pound of fresh jujubes? We can’t even…
Joel Stein’s Intolerable Good Eggs Shopping List
1. Organic Half & Half from Clover Organic Dairy | 1 pint | $1.89 |
2. Organic Black Kale from South Central Farmers Cooperative | 1 bunch | $2.99 |
3. Full Share Catch of the Week (Fresh) from Community Seafood | 1 fillet | $24.99 |
4. Organic Spring Mix, Triple Washed from Kenter Canyon Farms | 1 package | $3.99 |
5. Chorizo from Cook Pigs Ranch | 1 package | $14.99 |
6. Grass-Fed Garlic Cheddar Sausage from Old Coast Barn | 1 lb | $12.00 |
7. Peppermint Patty Ice Cream — NEW! from Mother Moo Creamery | 1 pint | $9.99 |
8. Free-Range Eggs (Dozen) from Gama Farms | 1 dozen | $6.99 |
9. Organic Fresh Jujubes from Cliff McFarlin Organics | 1/2 lb | $2.24 |
10. Organic Nonfat Plain Yogurt from Straus Family Creamery | 1 quart | $3.99 |
11. Organic Strawberries from Rancho Mi Familia | 1 pint | $4.99 |
12. Organic Blackberries from Rancho Mi Familia | 1 half pint | $4.99 |
13. Organic Broccoli from Rancho Mi Familia | 1 head | $2.79 |
14. Water Bagels (Plain) from Brooklyn Bagel | 1 half dozen | $4.99 |
15. Peanut Butter with Cayenne, Cinnamon & Agave (12oz) from Spread the Love | 1 jar | $9.99 |
16. Organic Raw Milk Butter from Organic Pastures Dairy Company | 1 lb | $11.99 |
17. Seasonal Radishes from Anna’s Farm | 1 bunch | $2.99 |
18. Mixed Heirloom Tomatoes from Anna’s Farm | 1 lb | $5.49 |
19. Candy Cane Beets from Anna’s Farm | 1 bunch | $2.99 |
20. Not-So-Perfect Flame Grapes (save 40%) from Gama Farms | 1 lb | $1.95 |
21. Cream Top Whole Milk from Dairy Goddess Farmstead Cheese | 1 half gallon | $4.99 |
22. Organic Ojai Pixie Tangerines from Mud Creek Ranch | 1 lb | $2.99 |
23. Organic Haas Avocados from Mud Creek Ranch | 1 lb | $3.99 |
24. Red Potatoes from Gama Farms | 1 lb | $1.99 |
Joel Stein’s Intolerable AMAZON FRESH Order
Qty | Unit Price | Extended Price | Item |
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1 | $1.25 | $1.25 | Fage Total Natural Greek Yogurt, Blueberry, 2% 5.3 oz |
1 | $9.99 | $9.99 | Fresh Idaho Rainbow Trout Fillets, 12oz |
1 | $15.00 | $15.00 | Bling Bling, Cheeseburger Dumpling, 10 count (Sold by Bling Bling Dumpling. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
2 | $8.67 | $17.34 | Marconda’s Meats, Flat Iron Steak Piedmontese, 10 oz (Sold by Marconda’s Meats and Puritan Poultry. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
2 | $1.99 | $3.98 | Eggplant |
1 | $2.00 | $2.00 | Organic Red Mango |
1 | $7.99 | $7.99 | Niman Ranch Applewood Smoked Uncured Bacon, 12 Ounce |
1 | $1.25 | $1.25 | Fage, Total Greek Yogurt with Strawberry, 2 %, 5.3 oz |
1 | $0.89 | $0.89 | Lemon, Medium |
1 | $5.95 | $5.95 | MCG, Hummus, Ready to Eat, 12 oz (Sold by Mediterranean City Grill, Inc.. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
1 | $2.78 | $2.78 | Mountain High, Low Fat Yoghurt, Plain, 32 oz |
1 | $3.79 | $3.79 | Taylor Farms Organic Spring Mix, 5 oz Clamshell |
1 | $6.99 | $6.99 | The Huntington Meats, Buon Gusto Dry Salame, 8 oz. (Sold by Huntington Meats. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
1 | $7.00 | $7.00 | Harvest Moon, Carrot Ginger Soup, 16 oz. (Sold by Harvest Moon, LLC. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
1 | $9.00 | $9.00 | Marconda’s Meats, Chicken Breast Boneless skinless All Natural 2 pieces, 20 oz (Sold by Marconda’s Meats and Puritan Poultry. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
1 | $2.59 | $2.59 | Yams (Yellow to Orange Flesh), 2 lb |
1 | $1.33 | $1.33 | Progresso Cannellini Beans, 15 Oz |
2 | $1.99 | $3.98 | Hass Avocado, Ripe, Extra Large |
2 | $1.37 | $2.74 | Fage, Total Greek Yogurt with Honey, 2%, 5.3 oz |
1 | $7.95 | $7.95 | Santa Monica Seafood, Smoked Sliced Salmon, 4 oz (Sold by Santa Monica Seafood. Ships from AmazonFresh.) |
1 | $1.79 | $1.79 | Turnips, 1 lb |
1 | $3.99 | $3.99 | Baby Red Potatoes, 24 oz |
1 | $3.79 | $3.79 | Woodstock Farms Organic Mangoes, 10 oz (Frozen) |
1 | $1.49 | $1.49 | Bananas, Yellow, 2 lb |
1 | $3.49 | $3.49 | Butternut Squash, Large |
1 | $1.29 | $1.29 | Cauliflower, Large Head |