With gay marriage all wrapped up (thanks Obama!) it’s time to throw out that “Marriage Is So Gay” T-Shirt and start wearing duds in support of another cause. How about foie gras? The CHEFS coalition (do we still have to spell it out? Fine: Coalition for Humane and Ethical Farming Standards) has teamed with Flavour Gallery, an L.A.-based food/fashion company, to create a “Don’t Touch My Foie Gras” T-shirt. Actually it says “Touche Pas A Mon Foie Gras,” but those who parlez francais will get the gist. The grey cotton shirt is available in styles for men and women and priced at $29 each—about the price of a foie gras appetizer these days—and 10% of the sale will be donated to CHEFS. Pretentious? You bet. But if you’re hoping to pick up an upwardly mobile foodie at the dog park, this just might do the trick. Pre-order one here, while you can.