Watch Kylie Jenner Discuss Her Puzzling New Year’s Resolutions

Spoiler: They involve pretty much nothing

If you’re a Jenner-dashian, what does the new year bring? Another husband? More bling? Perhaps a new clothing line, or reality show spin-off?

Well, if you’re the Kylie brand of the family, the new year brings resolutions. And those resolutions are important, and meaningful, and really set the tone for the rest of 2016. In a video posted to her YouTube channel—which is called Kylie Up Close, FYI—the youngest clan member of the current generation spells out her plans for the year, and it takes all of 30 seconds. Please note: Nothing is actually said.