Totally Practical Thematic Suggestions for American Horror Story’s Newly Announced Sixth Season

If you think the show has exhausted its options, think again
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Variety announced today that American Horror Story will be back for a sixth season. Considering the show is FX’s most-watched franchise of all time, the news comes as no surprise. But the question remains: for a series that has already covered dead people and psycho physicians and witches and clowns and many (if not all) of latex’s most terrifying uses, what frights could possibly be left over for the anthology’s next installment? We’d humbly suggest Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk forgo the obvious—werewolves, aliens, etc.—for something a bit more realistic but equally as blood-curdling. Let’s just spitball some ideas:

American Horror Story: Open Water

American Horror Story: Babies on Planes

American Horror Story: Public Bathrooms

American Horror Story: Bees

American Horror Story: Highway Rest Stops

American Horror Story: Scarlet Fever

American Horror Story: Touching Raw Chicken

American Horror Story: Late-Night E-Mails from Your Boss

American Horror Story: Removing Splinters

American Horror Story: Subway Grates

American Horror Story: Kanye West is the President in 2020

American Horror Story: Nanny Cams

American Horror Story: When You Hit Save in Microsoft Word but it Doesn’t Work for Some Reason and Auto-Recovery Decides Not to Auto-Recover

American Horror Story: Unwashed Grapes

American Horror Story: Anti-Vaxxers

Eh? Eh??? Lady Gaga as Kanye’s first lady is gold, right? Hey, Murphy, we’re here if you need any more million-dollar concepts.

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