Swag Hag: Playboy VIP Eau de Toilette

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[The first in a series of posts chronicling the odd, amusing, absurd, and appalling items that arrive, usually unbidden, at our office.]

WHAT: Playboy VIP Eau de Toilette
WHY: Despite the super classy packaging, the scent smells like a combo of Rap Musk (remember those neon cans of body spray designed for the “fly girls of today’s hip-hop scene”?) and the disinfectant that Hef uses on the Grotto. On the upside, the aviator sunglasses, which were non-Playboy swag that arrived separately, act as an eye shield to protect wearers from potentially hazardous fumes.