WHAT: Anthony Weiner’s laughable redemption narrative got more complicated (read: improbable) with revelations that even after he resigned from Congress due to a sexting scandal, Weiner continued sexting—under the pseudonym “Carlos Danger,” no less.
VERDICT: Really?! Aside from his deceit and appallingly poor judgment, how does the guy pick a name that’s actually goofier than “Anthony Weiner”? Was he using the Nickelodeon Superhero Name Generator? Was he pawing through discarded telenovela scripts? And where are his sidekicks Manolo Peril and Rico Hazard? Huma, you can do better!