Happy Monday.
—The Lone Ranger bombed, surprising no one except Disney execs [Hollywood Reporter]
–Drunk History, everyone’s favorite Funny or Die series, becomes a real TV show [LA Times]
–Michael Cera is reading Moby Dick [NY Times]
–The best first pitch you’ll ever see for a baseball game [YouTube]
–The Black Keys sponsored a Little League team with bad ass jerseys [TMZ]
–Women street artists head inside–to LALA Gallery [LA Times]
–Money squabble hurts competitive eating [The Atlantic]
–Woman had to leave water park because her bikini was too small [Consumerist]
