Culture Radar: Box Office Bombs, Funny Doesn’t Die, & History Gets Drunk

Highlights of the weekend’s most important cultural news

Happy Monday.

The Lone Ranger bombed, surprising no one except Disney execs [Hollywood Reporter]

–Drunk History, everyone’s favorite Funny or Die series, becomes a real TV show [LA Times]

–Michael Cera is reading Moby Dick [NY Times]

–The best first pitch you’ll ever see for a baseball game [YouTube]

–The Black Keys sponsored a Little League team with bad ass jerseys [TMZ]

–Women street artists head inside–to LALA Gallery [LA Times]

–Money squabble hurts competitive eating [The Atlantic]

–Woman had to leave water park because her bikini was too small [Consumerist]