Tweets of the Day


Eating alone in a Taco Bell and Adele “Someone Like You” playing. Other patrons don’t seem to enjoy me crying & using my burrito like a mic.

Took a Xanax and fell asleep for what seems like days. Anyway, who else is excited for tonight’s Grammys??

Why didn’t Dolly Parton sing her song “I Will Always Love You” in memory of Whitney Houston at the Grammys last night?


Photograph courtesy of flickr/EvaRinaldi