Tweets of the Day, Funny Guy Edition


@marcmaron Guy next to me sneezed. Missed the window to say ‘bless you’. Came out late sounding weird, out of context or christian or all of those.

@paulfeig There’s nothing quite like the dramatic tension of waiting for the people ahead of you to get their stuff out of the overhead bin. #letmeoff 

@AlecBaldwin Whether online or in print, read a newspaper every day.