The Wednesday Afternoon Cram, 6/13/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

Kanye West’s Hollywood Hills Home Burglarized
It’s unclear if anything (high top sneakers, fish, god knows what else) is missing from the “rarely used” house.

‘Largest Walmart Protest in the History of the World’ Planed for June 30
Does anyone for the Chinatown Walmart?

VW’s ‘Little Darth Vader’ Actor To Have Heart Surgery
Get well soon, Max Page!

Lance Armstron Implicated in Massive Doping Conspiracy
The USDA has filed formal charges against the cyclist.

U.S. Hockey Fans Not All That Into So Cal Hockey Teams
Ratings for Game Six of the NHL Finals Lowest Since 2007, when the Anaheim Ducks were vying for the cup.

New Traffic Data System to Help L.A. Gridlock
One day.
[Daily News

JPMorgan Execs Involved in Trading Blowup May Have to Return Pay
Wait—this is possible?

Ex-Westminster Detective Guilty of Kidnapping, Rape
So much Anthony Orban’s “Zoloft Defense.”

Bradley-Pacquiao Fight Under Review
WBO officials reconsidering Bradley’s undecisive win.

Meghan McCain In Favor of Legalizing Marijuana
She’s also promoting her new book, America, You Sexy Bitch.