The Wednesday Afternoon Cram, 5/30/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

Distracted Phone Users Robbed 30% More This Year
Siri, help!

Porn Video Shot at Los Angeles Memorial Colesium
“The Gangbang Girl #32” was made—somehow—at the tax payer-supported venue in 2001.

Preliminary Hearings Begin in Bryan Stow Beating Case
Suspects Louie Sanchez and Marvin Norwood appeared in court today.

‘This Big Stick’ Arrives in Long Beach
This is about the USS Iowa, not another report about a porn.
[Daily News

Financially Speaking, The Dodgers Are Having a Fantastic Year
Way more fans are root, root, root-ing for the home team.
[LA Biz Observed

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Are Not Reuniting
In case you were wondering.