The Tuesday Afternoon Cram: Beyonce, Big Objects, and More Breaking And Entering


Pasadena’s 18-Foot Fork Visited By 6-Ton Idaho Potato
BIG news.

Early Plan for Undocumented Immigrant ID Cards Approved
City cards would help undocumented immigrants assimilate.

Transient Charged With Breaking Into Frances Cobain’s Home To Do Laundry
Unlike a slew of other recently reported celebrity break-ins, this one really happened.

USC Ranks 11th In AP College Football Poll
Moving on up!

2013 Rose Queen Announced
17-year-old Vanessa Natalie Manjarrez is already practicing her wave.

Beyonce To Perform at Super Bowl
OK, we’ll watch.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler Book Golden Globes Gig
Exciting news or everyone except Academy Award show host Seth MacFarlane.

Los Angeles City Council Votes To Block Felons From Neighborhood Councils
Sex criminals are locked out, too.

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