The Tuesday Afternoon Cram, 7/17/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

You Can’t Text and Drive, but Siri Can 
It’s too bad she has such a hard time understanding you.

Worst Drought Since 1956 Will Ensure Crop Loss
It may help to have a dry sense of humor about these things. 

Coachella May Be Headed to Sea
Because what’s more fun than booze cruises and concerts. 

Phoenix Suns Forward Grant Hill to Join Los Angeles Clippers
The 39-year-old joins fellow recruits Mr. Khloe Kardashian and Jamal Crawford.

Car Carrying Katie Holmes and Suri Hit by Garbage Truck
Hopefully the car isn’t trashed. 

OpEd: California Should Take a Page Out of Wisconsin’s Book
We are broke, after all. 

Tebow Spotting
The NFL player was out and about in WeHo.

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