The Tuesday Afternoon Cram, 1/31/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages 

Miramonte Elementary School Teacher Charged With Abusing Students During Class
An investigation is underway.
[LA Times]

Rare Donkey-Zebra Hybrid Living in Glendale
And why not? The weather is lovely.
[LA Times

British Tourists Detained at LAX For Tweeting Intent to “Destroy” America
So no, they didn’t get to [slang for partying in] the U.S. after all.

Wendy Greuel, Eric Garcetti Have Each Raised More Than $1 for Mayoral Runs
Candidates must report campaign finance numbers today.
[Daily News]

Despite Rumors, Reba McIntire “Alive and Kicking”
“Alive and Kicking” sounds like the title of a country hit, doesn’t it?

Steve Jones, Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul Out at X Factor
King Simon has cleared the playground.