The Thursday Afternoon Cram, 8/16/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

Gold Medalist McKayla Maroney is Back Home in L.A.
We give her warm welcome a perfect 10.

Antelope Valley Soccer Coach Accused of Child Sex Abuse

Sherman, Berman Debate at Catholic School Cafeteria
Two Jewish Democrats, one SFV congressional seat, and a packed crowd.

Fake Louboutin Shoes Seized at Port of Los Angeles
20,000 pairs of red-soled knockoffs will not be hitting the market.

SMPD Arrest Murder Suspect in Cold Cases
DNA evidence links Edric Dashell Gross to the 2001 and 2002 deaths of two women.

1936 Mercedes Roadster May Break Auction Record 
Got $16 million laying around? It could be yours!

Reggie Bush Has Returned His Heisman
Sanctions, exacted.

Romney Says He’s Paid All His Taxes, Decides Not to Release Reports
This is about trust, you guys.