The Thursday Afternoon Cram, 3/15/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages 

Storm Headed Our Way
It could rain FOR HOURS!
[LA Times

Kony 2012 Not a Hit With Ugandan Audience
The backlash has begun.

Black Bear Discovered Raiding Fridge in La Crescenta Garage
He went for the Costco meatballs, naturally.

Lakers Trade Derek Fisher, Luke Walton, Jason Kapono
Yes, mom, I’m sure.

Palms Woman Commits Suicide With Chain Saw
This story is not for sensitive types.
[Daily News]