The Thursday Afternoon Cram, 2/23/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

Roosevelt High Teacher Arrested For Alleged Sex With Teen Students
One of two alleged victims came forward after Gabriela Cortez broke off their relationship.
[LA Times

LAPD Chief Beck: Give Illegal Immigrants Drivers “Special” Licenses
Is it us, or does this seem problematic—for illegal immigrants?
[Daily News

Scientists Close to Producing Lab-Grown Hamburger
Artificially grown meat: It’s what’s for dinner.
[LA Weekly

Tim Tebow Connects With Jeremy Lin Over Faith
The new sports legends are practically BFFs. Someone make a meme!

Sociology Prof: Benefits of Being Single Outweigh Disadvantages
Not that nosey mothers with single sons and daughters will believe it.
[Mother Jones]