The Thursday Afternoon Cram, 12/22/11


Everything you need to know from a sampling of today’s front pages

‘Birther’ Challenges to Obama Presidency Rejected
Apparently, this was still up for debate.
[LA Times

House Leaders Accept Senate Tax Terms
Merry Christmas, President Obama.
[USA Today

Mountain Lion Cubs Headed to Paso Robles
The 3-month old cubs found by a resident under a car in burbank are tied for the second cutest animal we’ve seen this month.
[Daily News

It’s Really, Really Windy Outside
Either that, or God is rooting against the Dodgers.

Geezer Bandit Left His Day Planner at the Last Bank He Robbed
His day planner? If this guy isn’t actually in his 60s or 70s, he deserves an Oscar.