The Monday Afternoon Cram, 3/12/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

Bill in Congress Could Give Astronauts Rights to Space Souvenirs
“Small step for man, one giant leap for mankind—and finders keepers.”
[LA Times

Strip Club Keeps Lennox Little League Afloat With $1200 Donation
No word on if the money was offered in singles.

LAUSD Academic Decathlon Teams May Lose Funding
They really must be running out of things to cut.
[Daily News

Body Found Near Malibu Beach
The body of a man was discovered and removed today.

While Afghan Leaders Condemn Attack By U.S. Soldier, Taliban Vows Revenge
The tragedy is quickly becoming a foreign relations nightmare.