The Monday Afternoon Cram, 1/9/12


Budget Director Jacob Lew to Replace William Daley as White House Chief of Staff
Out with the old, in with the Lew.
[NY Times] 

Two Openly Gay Contestants Make Miss California USA Competition History
But Natalie Pack, a 22-year-old junior at UC Irvine, won the crown.
[LA Times

Kim Kardashian: Things are Really Weird With Kris
We can’t imagine why.
[USA Today

Surfers Pay Tribute to Surfline Founder Sean Collins
Hundreds hit the waves to say goodbye.

Hearing Postponed in Penis Severing Case
Talk about a case of blue balls.
[LA Times

Romney Said Something He’ll Likely Regret About Liking Firing People
There is a 3,000% percent chance this comment will be taken out of context until the end of time.
[NY Mag]