The Monday Afternoon Cram, 12/5/11


Everything you need to know from a sampling of today’s front pages

Astronomers Discover Biggest Black Holes Yet
They could be the missing link between the early universe and today—if you believe in science.
[NY Times

District Attorney Kept In The Dark About Inmate Abuse
Now we know why offenders were fired but not prosecuted.
[LA Times

Orange County Soccer Mom Charged With Having Sex With Teen Players
Self-described “soccer moms,” southland SUV-dealers cringe at the implications.
[LA Times

Madonna To Headline Super Bowl XLVI
We’re betting organizers will issue a post-game apology. Any takers?