Everything you need to know from a sampling of today’s front page
Occupy Protestors Attempt to Shut Down West Coast Ports
Yes, this is still happening.
Supreme Court to Rule on Arizona Immigration Law
Obamacare and Texas redistricting, the justices will be right with you, too.
Newt Gingrich Backs Gay Marriage Ban
And the sky is still blue.
It’s Raining in Los Angeles
OK, so the sky is not blue, presently, right here. But still.
U.S. Brings Iraq War to a Close
9 years, $700 billion, and 108,500 American and Iraqi lives, if you were wondering.
Hollywood Shooting Victim Still in Critical Condition
Doctors confirm music exec John Atterberry, who was shot in the face and upper torso Friday, remains at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.