The Friday Afternoon Cram, 5/18/12

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Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

LAFD Response Time Slowed By Budget Cuts
It takes 12 seconds longer for firemen to respond than it did in 2009.
[LAT

Coachella Advance Tickets Sell Out in Two Hours Before Lineup Announced
Jesus.
[NBC LA]

Teen Finds Human Finger in Arby’s Sandwich
He was displeased with the surprise ingredient.
[KTLA

Proposed Budget Would Add 50 Part-Time Traffic Officers
The meter maid industry is recovering nicely.
[Daily News

Facebook Listed on Nasdaq
The public offering proved to be about as exciting as the average status update.
[NYT

Doctor Recants Reparative Therapy Study
Robert Spitzer has apologized to the gay community.
[AP]

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