Everything you need to know from today’s front pages
LAFD Response Time Slowed By Budget Cuts
It takes 12 seconds longer for firemen to respond than it did in 2009.
Coachella Advance Tickets Sell Out in Two Hours Before Lineup Announced
Teen Finds Human Finger in Arby’s Sandwich
He was displeased with the surprise ingredient.
Proposed Budget Would Add 50 Part-Time Traffic Officers
The meter maid industry is recovering nicely.
Facebook Listed on Nasdaq
The public offering proved to be about as exciting as the average status update.
Doctor Recants Reparative Therapy Study
Robert Spitzer has apologized to the gay community.