The Friday Afternoon Cram, 3/2/12


Everything you need to know from today’s front pages

‘Bling Ring’ Mastermind Pleads Guilty To Stealing From Stars
By stars, we mean people who were really famous in 2008.
[LA Times]

Obama Calls Woman Smeared By Limbaugh
“It was a very good conversation.”
[LA Times

California’s Lone Wolf Reaches Oregon
So no, you did not see a wolf crossing the street last night.
[LA Observed

Shark Fin Soup Increases Risk of Alzheimer’s
If a moral reason won’t stop you from slurping, maybe a medical concern will?

Fugitive Child Rape Suspect May Be in L.A.
Authorities are offering $25,000 for information leading to the arrest of John Joseph Hartin.