Everything you need to know from today’s front pages
Pacoima Elementary School Teacher Arrested for Sexual Abuse
LAUSD is facing an epidemic.
Paul McCartney Receives Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
That Whole Frisbee Fine Thing Was a Giant Misunderstanding.
After much clarification (and clamor) it is now apparent that the only way to be fined $1000 while throwing a Frisbee on a Los Angeles County beach is to do so while naked or shooting a gun or both. Which we do not recommend.
Celebrity Kids Are Shaving Their Heads
Angela Chase’s parents had it sooooo easy.