The Friday Afternoon Cram, 12/9/11


Everything you need to know from a sampling of today’s front pages

Lakers’ Unable to Trade Gasol and Odom for Paul
Training camp starts today. Awkward!
 [LA Times]

Contestant With Lowest Number of Votes Eliminated From X Factor
This is outrageous.
[USA Today]

Jodie Foster’s 89-Year-Old Estranged Father Convicted of Housing Scheme
He’s being called the “Bernie Maddoff of Sherman Oaks.”
[Yahoo News]

Burbank Couple Celebrates 80 Years of Marriage
Video evidence suggests matching outfits are the secret to their success
[Daily News]