Following a recent uptick in the number of Segway-related incidents, the Los Angeles City Council will soon review an ordinance updated by councilman Mike Bonin prohibiting the use of the vehicles on the tattoo parlor- and street vendor-filled Venice Boardwalk (a current ordinance bans some, but not all models of the machines)—thereby finally answering the question What’s too radical for Venice Beach? Segways! Now we know.

Segway riders should lean away from the Venice Boardwalk