Lori Loughlin Hand Selects Prison with Pilates Classes and Ukulele Lessons

Two months behind bars could certainly be worse
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Just because Full/Fuller House star Lori Loughlin was sentenced to two months in prison for her part in the Operation Varsity Blues college admissions scandal doesn’t mean she can’t do it in style. A judge has approved Loughlin’s request to do her time at the Victorville Satellite Prison Camp, just a two-hour drive from her new $9.5 million dollar Hidden Hills home, and where Aunt Becky can enjoy a surprising array of recreational activities.

As Vanity Fair reports, Loughlin will not have to count down her time walking the yard or standing in line at the weight pile. Rather, Victorville’s inmate handbook promises that Loughlin can maintain her sleek physique with pilates and yoga, while also bettering herself by studying painting, calligraphy, crochet, origami, ceramics, and cartoon drawing. She may also take advantage of saxophone, accordion, and ukulele lessons, or train for vocations such as bicycle repair, forklift operations, dental assistant training, and waste management. All they’re missing is the crew team!

The minimum security correctional facility—which saw five women escape in the month of March alone—offers lazy Saturdays and Sundays, when its 300 inmates can sleep in until the 10 a.m. count, immediately followed by “brunch.”

Not everyone was as psyched about the placement as Loughlin might be.

Upon learning that the actress was being sent to the correctional facility of her choice, LeBron James posted and then deleted an Instagram message reading, “Of her what!!??? I’m laughing cause sometimes you have to just to stop from crying! Don’t make no damn sense to me. We just want the same treatment if committed of same crime that’s all. Is that asking for to much??? Let me guess, it is huh. Yeah I know!! We’ll just keep pushing forward and not expecting the handouts! STRONG, BLACK & POWERFUL!”

Loughlin’s husband, Mossimo Giannulli, meanwhile has requested to do his time at Federal Correctional Institution in Lompoc. Both have to surrender on November 19.


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