Keep Calm and Throw Down: Tom Jones and Morrissey Go Head to Head

Tom Jones Morrissey
Became “Jones” in 1964Banal last name as stage nameBecame a “Smith” in 1982
“What’s New Pussycat?”Most notable rhetorical question turned hit“How Soon Is Now?”
“She’s a Lady” (on time)Most unintentionally condescending song about women“Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others”
Tireless work ethicNotable QualityEndless optimism
Lusty granniesMost loyal fan base Goth Latinos
“Delilah” playing on a jukebox in KoreatownWhere you’re most likely to find them in L.A.Having a pint at the Cat & Fiddle in Hollywood