It’s Halloween in L.A., which means the inevitable on-slut of men and women (mostly women) trotting out tacky, “sexy” Halloween getups that are as skimpy in fabric as they are in originality: nurse, librarian, cop, maid…boo. Besides, with our city’s budget woes, what’s hot about being a government worker? So we came up with a new list of racy All Hallows’ Eve ensembles based on L.A. jobs ripe for the sultry trick or treatment.Â
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Sexy Chick-fil-A Cashier
He’s got juicy thighs and an eye for guys—in equal measure. -
Sexy Gardener
Leaf-blowing her way through the L.A. manscape. -
Sexy JPL Engineer
XXS blue polo shirt and plenty of Curiosity. -
Sexy Food Trucker
Nothing says smokin’ like the scent of Korean BBQ. -
Sexy Western Exterminator
The signature top hat and mallet are out of (pest) control!
Illustrations by Anand Duncan
