Afternoon Cram: Hef is Getting Hitched!

Everything you need to know from today’s news headlines

Hugh Hefner To (Actually This Time!) Marry Crystal Harris On NYE
Third time’s the charm?

4 Killed In Unlicensed Northridge Boarding Home
Officers found the bodies of two men and two women after a shooting on Sunday morning.

Jackie Lacey Sworn in As District Attorney
She’s L.A. County’s first African American D.A. AND first woman D.A.

LA Galaxy Wins MLS Cup
Paaaaarrrrttyyyy time!

Supreme Court Still Quiet on Same-Sex Marriage Case
Maybe until Friday?

Jailed Assessor John Noguez Would Prefer Bail Money to Birthday Gifts This Year
Well, that’s one we haven’t heard before.

Coast Guard Chief Petty Officer Terrell Horne Killed By Smugglers
He died after a vessel hit his boat off the coast of Ventura County.

Kobe Bryant Would Like Pao Gasol to Put His “Big-Boy Pants” On
We can’t imagine any of the others still fit.

Palace Confirms Kate Middleton Is Pregnant!
Royal expectations!