For heart-stopping indulgence, no one dishes it out like this roadside stop with the blue roof. The Colosso and Chronic burgers are (in)famous: The former buries the patty under a mountain of pink pastrami; the latter tops it with thick bacon, a fried egg, and American cheese. Moderation be damned.
Unusual combos and kitschy monikers are the hallmarks of these wild, messy burgers: provolone, Canadian bacon, and pineapple on the Don Ho; cream cheese and jalapeños on what’s been dubbed the “Herve Villachez.”
If you’re after beeflike satisfaction without the mock-meat taste, your answer—as with most things burger related—is Umami Burger.
Neighborhood: Los Feliz