I saw a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard this morning for a kids dentist. A rainbow coalition of pre-teens in varying stages of tooth health bathed in pink energy rays presided over by a weapon packing expressionless Terminator toddler in hot pursuit. OK, that’s a little unusual, but Hollywood Boulevard is the place for that. What about that banner headline: “Patients receive a free birthday party!” What? It reminded me of the old Jack Handey bit about Disneyland. Was there really cake and punch or was it a party room full of drills and needles? Oh, the terror! Their commercials always made me a little nervous anyway. Somebody needs to investigate and report back to me.