American Gigolo Lite

Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche, and Margarita Levieva stopped their onscreen bed hopping (floor hopping, beach hopping, ground by the pool hopping) long enough to attend the premiere of Spread at the ArcLight. OK, so it ain't Citizen Kane, but it sure is fun—like eating frosting out of the can. Kutcher is out of his pesky, pesky clothes all the time and having sex with everything but soft fruit. It's about a grifter who lives the luxe life in the Hollywood Hills at the expense of well-off L.A. women (Heche). Our boy meets his match in fellow hustler (Levieva), and drama ensues. Kutcher arrived at the prem with his better half, Demi Moore, and step, Rumer Willis. Then everybody ambled over to Katsuya for an afterdo. Pretty people (and that was just the waitresses) ate sushi, and the air was filled with the scent of vanilla perfume. Ahhhh, Hollywood nights.