In honor of the 10th season of Bravo’s beloved cooking competition show—and the continual stream of L.A. restaurants spawned by its contestants—we shall, every week, outline the 10 (get it?) things we learned from watching each episode. Last night’s episode of Top Chef Seattle taught us plenty. Here, our top 10 learnable moments:
10. CJ might be right about Stefan
As The Braiser reported this week, the current Save A Chef frontrunner said some not-so-nice things about Stefan while recording a segment for the podcast Food Is The New Rock—namely, that he was often “wasted” and called ladies the C-word a lot. After last night’s episode, it seems Big-Ceej could be right about the first part, at least. Stefan and the rest of his cruise mates were hitting the bottle pretty hard. (See exhibit A, B, C, and D below.) We know it’s a cruise, but it’s Top Chef, not Spring Break, guys.
9. Curtis Stone wears the sh*t out of a man-cardigan
Mmmmm-hmmm! [three snaps] The Top Chef Masters host and this episode’s guest judge rocks the ever-challenging shawl collar like a champ.
8. Brooke is afraid of boats
Well, that’s not funny at all. (But it kind of is, right? Just a little?)
7. Alaska’s perty
So was the weather—perty LOUSY! Grey skies and bundled-up diners do not lure me to America’s last frontier. Baby polar bears do, though.
6. And the winner for most annoying restaurant name ever is...
Qsine! Arrrgghhh! We…can’t…even…deal.
5. Lizzy’s sort of terrifying
That whole demure South African thing vanishes the second you put a large blade and a piglet corpse in that girl’s hands. Yeesh!
4. Josie’s gone for good—like, for real this time
Kristen beat the pants off her on last week’s Last Chance Kitchen, and CJ prevailed in the public Save A Chef vote (no surprise). Free at last, free at last…
3. Iceberg puns on a boat never get old
2. Sheldon’s a hands guy
He loves manicures! This guy’s just adorable, isn’t he? Too bad he can’t cook tempura to save his life.
1. Stefan had a pants party
But it got busted.
Watch a bunch of drunk people talk about food here: