You don't often make a dinner reservation eight months in advance, but for Top Chef: The Cruise you might have to. We're not so sure that combination floats our boat--the idea of too much food on the water could be cause for seasickness (or maybe just the idea of celebrity chef TV Show turned on-the-water spectacle makes us feel that way). The boat will take off from Miami, Florida in April 2013, with stops in Key West, Florida and Cozumel, Mexico. Guests will be hosted by Tom Colicchio and Gail Simmons, along with celebu-chefs Hubert Keller, Tim Love, Jennifer Carroll, Tiffany Derry, Chris Hanmer, and more. During the voyage, there will be the opportunity to participate in "Quickfire" challenges, watch culinary demonstrations, ask cooking questions to the professionals, and of course, eat. Tickets go on sale August 16 at www.topchefthecruise.com. Pencil it in now--that is if you're not already booked for Paula Deen's cruise next year. (Maybe we should be thankful that this one doesn't feature butter, butter, and more butter.) All aboard!