Because One Direction's hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" is everywhere.
Because once the chorus worms its way into your brain, it may never leave.
Because boy bands deserve their own rung on hell's ladder.
For all these reasons and more comedy troupe The Key of Awesome offers a long overdue music video parody of One Direction, which features liyrics like, "Baby, we make real bands go home and slit their wrists/We are the seventh sign of the apocalypse" and "You thought that boy bands were dead and gone/But just like cancer and AIDS we're still going strong/10 million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong."
And here's the original video for comparison.