Dear Social Circuit: In the spirit of Thanksgiving, here are the five party favors for which I am truly most grateful. Amen.
My hoop-dee has sputtered more times than Lindsay Lohan’s career. Thanks, fellas, for all the postparty car CPR.
A serious actress who slings funnier red-carpet one-liners than Joan Rivers. She’s always game for a good quote—no repeats.
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Honey, it’s a Malibu fund-raiser, not a Paris catwalk, so the sour puss is funny, not fierce. Plus, more carbs for me!
Screw Clooney. Mr. Black takes the best snaps in town: action- packed, splashy photos.
I will gladly write about your party on Tuesday for a mini Kobe burger with blue cheese and caramelized onion today.