Here’s What’s Coming to (and Leaving) Netflix in March

The streaming service giveth and the streaming service taketh away

In the exciting gains corner: Frank Underwood terrorizes Washington D.C. in the season four premiere of House of Cards; 1997 gem Good Burger—starring the OG Key and Peele: Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell—brings all of its orange soda-y goodness to Netflix exclusively; Say hello to Al Pacino’s little friend in Scarface. PLUS: Will Arnett’s seriocomedy Flaked, set in Venice (California, duh), finally gets its premiere.

In the tragic losses corner: It’s lights out for cult favorite Hackers, wherein Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie #HackThePlanet (if hashtags were a thing in the ’90s); Gone in 60 Seconds is gone for good March 1; In typical Brutus fashion, Netflix purges its TEDTalks library on the Ides of March, robbing us of all of the life hacks, etc.

Here’s a full list of what you can expect to see (and not see) on Netflix next month.

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March 1
Adult Beginners (2015)
Ahora o Nunca (2015)
Aldnoah.Zero: Season 2

American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
Before We Go (2015)
Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016)
El Desconocido (2015)
Fresh Meat: Series 2
Frog Kingdom (2013)
Good Burger (1997) — NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Groundhog Day (1993)
Heaven Knows What (2015)
Hot Sugar’s Cold World (2015)
Midsomer Murders: Series 17 — NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Narcopolis (2015)
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Scarface (1983)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
The Young Kieslowski (2014)

Scarface. So violent right now.
Scarface. So violent right now.

Photograph courtesy facebook/scarfacethemovie

March 2
For Grace (2015)

March 4
House of Cards: Season 4 (2016) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Lab Rats: Season 4
LEGO: Bionicle: The Journey to One: Season 1 (2016) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Louie: Season 5

March  5
Hell & Back (2015)

March 7
Cuckoo: Seasons 1-2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Halo: The Fall of Reach (2015)
Sin Filtro (2016)

March 8
Digimon Fusion: Season 2 — NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE

March 9
The Returned: Season 1 — NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE

March 10
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 4, part 3
Hateship Loveship (2013)

March 11
Dinotrux: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Flaked: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Netflix Presents: The Characters: Season 1 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Popples: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

March 12
Shelter (2015)

March 15
10,000 Saints (2015)
4GOT10 (2015)
The Falling (2015)
Final Girl (2015)
Finders Keepers (2015) – NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Power Rangers Dino Charge: Season 1, part 2
War Pigs (2015)

March 16
Are You Here (2014)
Charlie St. Cloud (2010)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Happy Valley: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Larry Crowne (2011)
Promised Land (2012)

Any day I can work Zac Efron into a write up is a good day. This is his bicep in Charlie St. Cloud.
Any day I can work Zac Efron into a write up is a good day. This is his bicep in “Charlie St. Cloud.”

Photograph courtesy facebook/charliestcloud

March 18
He Never Died (2015)
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business (2016) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Marvel’s Daredevil: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
My Beautiful Broken Brain (2016) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Pee-wee’s Big Holiday (2016) — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

March 22
The Art of Organized Noize (2016) — NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death (2015)

March 24
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
A Promise (2013)

March 25
VeggieTales in the House: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

March 28
Trailer Park Boys: Season 10 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL

March 31
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2007)
Fright Night 2 (2013)
Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders (2015)
Sunshine Superman (2015)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time (2011)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal: Seasons 1-2

Say Goodbye

March 1
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (2000)
American Pie (1999)
American Wedding (2003)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
The Babysitters (2007)
The Chosen One (2010)
Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)
Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights (1992)
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Hackers (1985)
Hamlet (1990)
Hannie Caulder (1971)
Hardball (2001)
Hart’s War (2002)
Hitch (2005)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Jumanji (1995)
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Men in Black II (2002)
The Monster Squad (1987)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Paycheck (2003)
Switchmas (2013)
The United States of Leland (2003)
Wings (1927)

Srsly: boot up or shut up. ("Hackers")
Srsly: boot up or shut up. (“Hackers”)

Photograph courtesy youtube

March 2
Stevie Nicks: In Your Dreams (2013)

March 3
Night Catches Us (2010)

March 4
Getting Go: The Go Doc Project (2013)

Private Romeo (2011)

March 5
I Am Divine (2013)

March 6
Le Week-End (2013)
Refuge (2012)

March 7
Deadfall (2012)

March 8
Holidaze (2013)

March 9
Arn: The Knight Templar (2007)
The Mistle-tones! (2012)

"The Mistle-Tones!" is an ABC Family classic, and I'm not just saying that because I was in an a cappella group.
“The Mistle-Tones!” is an ABC Family classic, and I’m not just saying that because I was in an a cappella group.

photograph courtesy facebook//TheMistletonesMovie

March 11
Geography Club (2013)

March 15
Best of TEDx: Season 1
I Killed My Mother (2009)
Lola & Virginia: Season 1
TED Talks: Life Hack 1-2
TED Talks: Sex, Secrets & Love: Season 1
TED Talks: The Best of TEDx in Español: Season 1
TEDTalks: Ancient Clues: Season 1
TEDTalks: Animal Voices: Season 1
TEDTalks: Artistry and Illusion: Season 1
TEDTalks: Beasts, Bugs & Bio-wilderment: Season 1
TEDTalks: Body By Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Brave Neuro World: Season 1
TEDTalks: Building Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Chew On This: Season 1
TEDTalks: Cyber Awe: Season 1
TEDTalks: Defying Disease: Season 1
TEDTalks: Global Villages: Season 1
TEDTalks: Head Games: Season 1
TEDTalks: Hot Buttons: Season 1
TEDTalks: How to Start a Movement: Season 1
TEDTalks: Humanity’s Future: Season 1
TEDTalks: Inexplicable Connections: Season 1
TEDTalks: Into the Abyss: Season 1
TEDTalks: Let Your Mind Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Life Lessons & Confessions: Season 1-2
TEDTalks: Love, No Matter What: Season 1
TEDTalks: Music Revolution: Season 1
TEDTalks: Numbers Speak Louder than Words: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rad Invention: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rebel Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Robotic Machinations: Season 1
TEDTalks: Smart Laughs: Season 1
TEDTalks: Space Trek: Season 1
TEDTalks: The Capitalism Paradox: Season 1
Waste Land (2010)

March 17
Elegy (2008)
March 18
Cosmopolis (2012)
Music For Mandela (2013)
Out in the Dark (2012)
Side Effects (2013)

March 23
Keep the Lights On (2012)

March 26
The Comedy (2012)

March 28
Gayby (2012)
March 31
Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006)
Garfield’s Pet Force (2009)
The Sandlot 2 (2005)
Twelve Mile Road (2003)
Women Who Kill (2012)
The Writers’ Room: Season 1

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