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Lunch: Assume the Position

Three moves to help you eat your food truck-bought meal

 

assume1The Meter Maid
Bring quarters—when knife and fork are a must, any surface becomes a table. 

 

 

 

assume2The Picnic Lap
Curbs double as seats, but note: The five-second rule doesn’t apply to the gutter. 

 

 

 

assume3The Lean-To
A deep bend at the hips will keep pork belly drippings off your boots.

 

Illustrations by Edwin Fotheringham