Separated at birth:

58% of Angelenos believe that the longer a dog and a person live together, the more they look alike

The begging pays off:

69% of readers feed animals human food

Paging Dr. Freud:

One-fourth of the 30% who claim their pets have “talked” to them think they heard them say "Mom” or “Mama”

When it’s time to say good-bye, here’s how readers will do it:

Cremation: 45% 
Burial: 31%
Can’t deal with the question: 24%

Here are some pet names that may need some explanation:

Thunderlips
Useless
Little Bunny
Foo Foo

The woof is mightier than the meow:

75% of Angelenos prefer dogs to cats

Pet lovers are a promiscuous bunch:

Of the 72% of readers who admit to sleeping with their pets, nearly three-fourths keep them on top of the covers, 23% let them slip under the covers, and 1% are too shy (read: ashamed) to say

Who’s in charge here?

38% of dog owners believe the pooch wears the pants
73% of cat owners say the kitty is queen of the house